Tired of Thinking?

Posted: March 5, 2010 in обяви и реклами
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Are you sick and tired of thinking?

Do you have chronic headache?

ARE YOU SICK OF TRYING TO THINK OF THE RIGHT THING TO DO?

Today is your lucky day, cause we have just the thing you need!

When you are tired of thinking, GET A DICK TO DO THE THINKING FOR YOU!

Generations of men testify that thinking with your dick makes you a douchebag, but reduces the stress and makes life easier and more fun.

Having a dick isn’t only a mens’ thing! Every woman can have one (or more) of her own! TRY IT NOW!

WOMEN:

It is such an incredible sensation! Having a dick! Life is just so not complicated any more!

MEN:

When times get hard, or I’m just lazy, I can always leave the thinking to the dick and the fun starts.

So why hesitate?

BUY ONE NOW!

ALSO, BE ASSURED A DICK IN A BOX IS THE BEST GIFT FOR YOUR LOVED ONE!

 

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Comments
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  2. wicked game says:

    Love you anyway…o4934tognvmZ?

  3. Dari says:

    would thinking with a strap-on dildo do???

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