Random Life Quotes

Posted: April 10, 2010 in обяви и реклами
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Дядото има 5 зъба, внучето има 5 зъба- светът е в баланс.

“В памперс започнах тоя живот и в памперс ще го свърша!…Еби му майката!”

Роди ме, майко, тъп, пък аз добре ще си живея!

If life sucked, we should feel pretty good, right? So I guess it’s us who suck.

Happy customers of  “life-improvement tips”/ доволни потребители на “съвети как да си подобрим живота”

“I was depressed. I felt my existence was meaningless. Life changed dramatically for me when I discovered cheese. Finally! There was something worth living for!”

“Благодарение на “съвети как да си подобрим живота” намерих правилния път- избрах анорексията пред затлъстяването! Сега животът ми е по- щастлив и лек, ха-ха. Единственият проблем е ако вятърът е над 13 възела. Не дай Боже да съм с чадър!”

“When I was young I had goals and ambitions, I enrolled in university and the pressure was tremendous. I lost my sleep, my weight, my free time. I felt awful. Thanks to “life- improvement tips” now I feel fine! I just don’t give a fuck and pop a beer!”

“I had cancer. “Life- improvement tips” taught me how to imagine the tumor away and now I’m happy again and well again!”

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